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Your connection is private. Your profits are not.

Attackers on hood-to-take-profits.sir might be trying to steal your gains (for example, your paper hands, your leverage, or your entire portfolio). A gentleman in a tuxedo has been dispatched to take profits on your behalf. Sir.

NET::ERR_PROFITS_NOT_TAKEN
Subject: hood to take profits, sir  ยท  Ticker: $HTTPS  ยท  Port: 443 (the funny number was taken)
Proceed to $HTTPS (recommended)

This server could not prove that it will not take profits; its profit-taking certificate is valid forever and was issued by the Department of Taking Profits, Sir. This may be caused by a gentleman puppy in a bow tie, or by you refusing to click the buy button.

Proceed to hood-to-take-profits.sir (unsafe for bears)

Certificate Viewer โ€” Exhibit: the CA (literally)
🔒 Certificate โ€” hood to take profits, sir ($HTTPS)
Common Name (CN)hood to take profits, sir
Ticker$HTTPS
Contract Address (CA)0x4d41e33860de2848e596552db8f67241372df780
Issued bypons.family โ€” Robinhood Chain (chain id 4663)
ValidityValid forever (LP locked)
Fingerprint (SHA-256)tuxedo:bowtie:beanie:puppy:profits:taken:sir
Financial adviceABSENT
Response headers โ€” a.k.a. tokenomics
1 000 000 000
Total supply. One token per HTTP status code, rounded up considerably.
200 OK
Buy tax: 0%. Sell tax: 0%. The request went through, sir.
201 CREATED
LP created and locked forever. No key. No migration. No funny business.
402 PAYMENT REQUIRED
The only real HTTP code nobody ever implemented. We implemented it. It's the buy button.
418 I'M A TEAPOT
Utility status. We are a teapot. A teapot that takes profits, sir.
301 MOVED
Your gains, permanently. To your wallet. That's what the gentleman is for.
Network tab โ€” how to acquire $HTTPS
GET/wallet200 Install MetaMask or Rabby, then add Robinhood Chain: RPC https://rpc.mainnet.chain.robinhood.com ยท Chain ID 4663 ยท Currency ETH.
POST/bridge201 Bridge some ETH to Robinhood Chain for gas and the buy itself.
POST/swap?token=HTTPS200 Head to pons.family, paste the CA from the certificate above, swap ETH โ†’ $HTTPS.
HODL/until?sir=true๐Ÿ’ผ Response pending. A gentleman never reveals when he takes profits. But he does take them. Sir.
๐Ÿ”’ Connection: encrypted ๐Ÿ’ผ Profits: being taken ๐ŸŽฉ Gentlemen online: 1 โš  Errors: 0
CA copied to clipboard. Very responsible of you, sir.